A much needed humor break…
I didn’t watch the Oscars, but now I wish I had tuned in for the first few minutes to see Steve Martin’s monologue.
“By the way, the proceeds from tonight’s Oscar telecast, and I think this is great, will be divvied up among huge corporations.”
And his musical tribute:
“Movie stars are many things, they can be tall, short, thin or skinny. They can be Democrats or … skinny. … We worship them, we idolize them, sometimes we’re annoyed with them, like when they shoot their wives.”