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Mike Tyson is an idiot.

I’m a firm capitalist, and I understand that you have to take the good with the, well, absurdly bad, but it’s a damn shame for the sport of boxing and professional sports in general that Mike Tyson, a convicted rapist who said in an interview that he wants to rape (again?) the woman who accused him, is getting support to make a come back.

I agree with Lennox Lewis: “It’s setting a bad precedent for other athletes. Instead of being noticed for doing good things, it’s the bad things that get publicized.”

The unbearable lightness of blogging

I remember a time when to remove a page from a website, leaving visitors a “page not found” message and the web strewn with dead links, was just not done. Now links to news stories created merely a couple weeks ago are leading no where.

I wonder why Americans are so overwieght?

“The fastest-growing dining category nationwide last year wasn’t fine dining or family restaurants: It was doughnut shops.”

The doughnut category plumped up the public with $3.6 billion in sales last year and acheived 9% sales growth - that’s about double the industry average.

Truth in print?

I have been spending some time following the Jayson Blair incident and fallout. The entire situation is interesting from a cultural (socio- and techno-) perspective. However, it has also helped me to realize that I don’t really believe anything I read/hear in the news, anyway.

Ha.

So this skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer and a mop.

Thanks Non-Expert.

You’re In Control (Urine Control)

For their final project in course MAS 863, How To Make (Almost) Anything, Hayes Solos Raffle and Dan Maynes-Aminzade created a urinal which allows the user to play a “whack-a-mole” type game while, um, peeing.

The best part?
“In order to allow both men and women to participate in the demonstration, I created a customized game controller. It is a play on nintendo-style game controllers, plumbing equipment, and strap-on dildo harnesses. The oversized phallic nozzle is powered by two water reservoirs located to suggest oversized ovaries, making it oddly hermaphroditic.”

Check it out

A message from Iraq

A relative of my friend Heather is serving in Iraq. His recent email to friends and family provides a glimpse into the daily life of the troops.

Hello All,

I just wrote a half hour long email to you updating you on my travels, and then the power here went out and I lost the whole thing, along with my desire to try and recreate it. So this will be one brief update!

I am in Iraq, about [xx] miles northeast of Baghdad, near a town called [xx]. I’m working with a local group to identify threats to US/coalition forces. The people are very interesting and the experience has been eye opening.

The Iraqis are not what I imagined. They are simply a desperately oppressed people trying to survive. Saddam’s dictatorship was unbelievably cruel to these folks. They are amazing for their ability to survive, frankly. Everywhere we go they wave and cheer and try to sell us sodas and ask for food and water. We do what we can, but the international community is now starting to move in to help, which is good.

I was in Baghdad and Basra for a few days, and they are sights to see. The remains of Saddam’s army are everywhere in the form of burned out and destroyed hulks of tanks and so on. We really decimated his military. Now we turn our focus to reconstruction and I am really glad of that. Iraq could be a beautiful and wonderful country. The Tigris & Euphrates river valleys are just breathtakingly beautiful. All palm trees and green and really nice. The poverty of the people, however, is equally astounding. The countryside is littered with mud hut villages and poverty stricken neighborhoods. The villages are right up on the road, and people have a new hobby - sitting at the roadside waving to Americans. I hope that positivity continues into the future.

I don’t know how long I’ll be up here. For now, my mailing address remains the same, although mail will be a week or two slower because it is hard to reach where I am. If you would like to send anything, the tops on the list are bug spray (the strongest & most toxic available, please), babywipes (we have no showers), letters, magazines, and hard candies. Those remain tops.

We are staying at a place called [xx], and it is old army. A tank battalion defensive position. No trees, no grass. Only dust, sand fleas, other critters, and heat. By far the most austere conditions I’ve seen in a while. We’re making due with 3 MREs per day, baby wipes, and the remaining portion of our sense of humor! I’ve taken some pictures that I will share with you when I can (I know I keep saying that, but I can’t seem to get on a computer long enough to transmit photos!). I have no phone or computer access where I am. Today is the exception because I came in from the field for meetings. I hope to be able to check in with you just about every two weeks or so, schedule permitting.

Thinking of all of you and wishing you the best,
Dave

Mess with the Bull, You�ll Get the Horns

First, I was bombarded with video of high school girls beating other high school girls. Then I found out that the families of some of those girls are filing suit against the school for suspending them (the school proposed a deal). And just this morning I heard that the families of the high school boys who went to a strip club on a school-sponsored trip are also filing lawsuits against that school.

John Warner’s column was a dose of sanity as well as a point of view I agree with 100 percent.

Bouvier blog

woofAs an avid lover of the Bouvier breed, I am thrilled about DogBlog, a weblog with pictures and stories about Sandra’s life with her Bouviers. I have heard and read about Bouviers not being great with other dogs or with kids, so this weblog gives me hope that some day I will convince my hubby that we should rescue one.

Gender issues in education

Bob Monsour is right, this article is important. It discusses a “new gender gap” in which girls are gaining an advantage in education, with boys being left behind due to the teaching methods and policies.

One point that I find very interesting, and disturbing, is the extensive use of Ritalin for children. I was appalled at the number of kids taking Ritalin in the school where my mother was working, and that was about 5 years ago. I can’t imagine what it is like now. (Think about it, how can so many kids need drugs to function “normally”. That just can’t be right.) With studies showing that today’s adolescents have an average attention span of 11 minutes, the “sit-still-and-listen” teaching paradigm may be losing relevance.

Also, the idea of same sex schools for kids is very interesting. While I am not necessarily a proponent of same sex schools for a child’s entire educational life, I do think that there are times when it could be advantageous for both sexes. Maybe the answer isn’t separate schools, however, but maybe some separate same-sex classes within a school for both boys and girls so that kids can still have interaction with both sexes. Separate classes for math, science, and/or language arts so that different teaching methods could be used. (Hmmm. are we back to the topic of underpaid teachers?)

I suppose that, as with most things, balance is the answer. A reactionary response could hurt all that girls have gained, but we don’t want to forget boys along the way. For some reason that my not-enough-coffee-yet brain can’t fathom this morning, I think there is a link between this topic and the retro-sexism post last week.

Got wit?

Check out Kevin Cornell’s sketchbook. I especially enjoyed pages 68 and 75. Oh, and don’t forget to check out the homepage and interact with the bear, who might just need a refreshing drink.

Man claims ‘Idol’ was his idea, sues Fox

Am I alone in being skeptical that in 1994 this guy from Marshalltown, Iowa came up with the idea for American Idol that included voting via the Internet? 1994? Marshalltown, Iowa? Seriously?

The story.

The Return of the Pig

Hooters, The Man Show, Maxim, the Wonderbra, and Lara Croft….

“It is as if millions of American men�many of them well educated�took a look at the lifestyle prescribed by modern feminism and decided, No thanks, we’d rather be pigs.”

But is it just a social irony in which men can say, “I’m not a crude ogler or a loser porn addict. I’m a hip ironist. I’m playing a media-savvy game, and therefore I have permission to spend hours looking at women in their underwear?”

A very interesting look at retro-sexism and other cultural movements from David Brooks.

As long as they don’t crawl in my ear at night

Gilbert Waldbauer, an American professor emeritus of entomology, “very soon persuades us that, while the insects could very well get by without humans, insects are essential to human survival. This is not flattering to the pride of man. Insects perform many vital functions without which man could not survive, such as the pollination of flowering plants, the prevention of the uncontrolled spread of vegetation that might otherwise take over entire habitats, and the disposal of animal remains and excrement.”

The story.

Top 15 things my dog has taught me

… or led me to learn.

15. Good human-dog communication, good training, and a good game of fetch.

14. The power of distraction - especially with a manipulative dog.

13. How to communicate in “dog” and read dog body language.

12. Almost any toy can be destroyed if you put your mind to it, even those black Kongs.

13. How dogs are wired to behave, especially with regard to the pack.

10. The best dogs sometimes act bad.

9. How to read a dog food label and what foods are bad for him (oh, and to keep the dog food in a very, very secure place).

8. How to break up a dog fight.

7. That I can never know too much about dog breeds and behavior.

6. To have a thick skin when people make judgments based on the way he looks.

5. Dog first aid.

4. That every dog has his own challenges.

3. That a tired dog is a good dog.

2. I have a lot more to learn.

And the number one thing my dog has taught me…

1. I’m not as clean as I think I am.

I don’t hate Lizzie McGuire

In fact, I kind of like the fresh, offbeat format of the show. It’s certainly a stand out in the weekend tv mush for kids. And I definitely agree that Hilary Duff, who plays Lizzie, is “not threatening to girls … not inaccessible to boys … [and] comforting to parents.”

But these two quotes make my stomach turn:

Psychologist Dr. Shauna Laughna says, “It’s not just the [Lizzie McGuire] movie’s Cinderella fantasy, it’s this pretty young girl, wearing great clothes, singing and dancing and attracting the cute boy. Girls identified with her before they even made a movie. Girls are pretty much raised to need this fantasy.”

Barbara Schecter, professor of psychology at Sarah Lawrence College says, “Movies and TV shows built around this fantasy ingrain the idea that something material - clothes, physical beauty, a prince - can be the thing that changes a girl’s life for the better … Kids are very vulnerable to the message that the culture sends them.”

YIKES! Girls are raised to need a Cinderella fantasy? And girls are being ingrained with the idea that material things can make life better? Maybe I should hate Lizzie McGuire and her ilk.

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In reference to Jack pulling a tree limb out of his leg after the plane crash with Nina early on:

“Nazir recommends that real secret agents apply a pressure bandage, clean the wound as soon as possible and not parachute from an airplane later the same day.” (the full story)

Maybe all the reality shows have gotten some viewers confused. True, in reality no man could do what Jack is doing, however, this is fiction. The writers have done a damn good job keeping things moving along (with the exception of some yawn scenes between Carrie and Michelle back at CTU).

Tale of two proms

In Taylor County, Georgia, high school students are having two proms: “one all-white, the other integrated.”

Wayne Smith, superintendent of Taylor County Public Schools, says, “We are being shown to the world as a bunch of racists, which is absolutely not true.”

Hmmm… I guess racist has a different definition in Georgia.

Okay, to be fair, both events are privately funded, not school-sponsored. But in a way, that fact makes it more scary - the kids hatched this plan on their own. Who’s setting the example down there?

Where can I get me some of that research money?

Typing Monkeys Don’t Write Shakespeare

Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.

The Story

50 Most Beautiful People

Steve Martin made the list, but feels that his beauty is “actually a burden”.

“Sometimes I go to a party and not one of the other 49 most beautiful people is there. That makes me feel very solitary and alone, because it means I am the most beautiful person in the room.”

Yahoo News story

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