The top ten reasons I think my kids have eaten too many Christmas cookies
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1. Cookie negotiations start at dawn.
2. Could Van’s bout of insomnia have been anything else but sugar o.d.?
3. Two words: cookie smugglers.
4. Nate thinks if the cookie has raisins, it’s growing food.
5. Van learned how to climb up on the dining room chairs. His motivation: the cookie tray.
6. Part of every day is spent spinning in circles.
7. Van had green sugar hands for an entire day.
8. I thought it was separation anxiety, but it turned out Van just wanted another cookie.
9. My sofa is smeared with chocolate.
10. “Mommy, that gingerbread man is asking me to eat him.”
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